Take me out to the pharmacy
Take me out to the hood
Buy me some hormones and steroid smack
I don't care if there's hair on my back
Who gives a hoot for the home team
If I don't score it's a shame
(alternate line: It's all about me and my fame)
For it's one, two, three shots I'm good
At the old ball game
(words by Bryan Kabe, to the tune of "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" music by Albert Von Tilzer, original lyrics by Jack Norworth)
Feel free to post this on your refrigerator as motivation for your kids.
Remember, spring training is around the corner. It's time to invest in HGH stocks!!
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